Apparently this post didn’t please one of our Twitter followers. Jonah Hill posted this retort to us exposing Yankee fans for being the girls they are. Irritated with us, Jonah Hill unfollowed us, and that was that. In other news, other Twitter fans are offering to bear our illegitimate children. We’re down @sparklecakes, you should be aware, though, we don’t change Jiapers. »View More
7 Jul
I haven’t written anything for awhile. Should I be concerned that the longer I make people wait, the more they will expect greatness upon my return? Should I worry that if I don’t continue to crank out content people will forget we are here? Should I lose sleep wondering what all those emo turds on Twitter are talking about when I am not there to mock them? Yes I probably should be or do all of those things. I should also go to church and eat better and treat all races equally, but no one is perfect. You get what you get when I give it. I don’t have the energy to explain...
6 Jun
Woke up to a text message from Clinton Jortis about my not writing anymore. Here is the deal Jortscenter faithful. I am on a pretty sweet poker heater, my boss has been prepping me to hopefully take on a promotion at work, some Asian girls were naked during a ping pong playing cookout I attended yesterday and I also need to do laundry. So we are clear, all of these things trump writing for my unpaid website. That being said, there have been a number of topics that have come up lately that I probably should be writing about. I will attempt to get a few of them on wax today or tomorrow, and go...
24 May
I was off work today, and used my free time to follow a couple (909) people on Twitter. The idea being that perhaps they would see the name and swing by the site. Apparently the creeps at Twitter consider that Aggressive Following and suspended us hopefully temporarily. When we return, please follow us on Twitter, like us on Facebook, Digg us or whatever that other icon up there is and mail us gifts. Let’s start to get some feedback – what does everyone want to read about? »View More
3 May
