I haven’t written anything for awhile. Should I be concerned that the longer I make people wait, the more they will expect greatness upon my return? Should I worry that if I don’t continue to crank out content people will forget we are here? Should I lose sleep wondering what all those emo turds on Twitter are talking about when I am not there to mock them? Yes I probably should be or do all of those things. I should also go to church and eat better and treat all races equally, but no one is perfect. You get what you get when I give it. I don’t have the energy to explain... 

date6 Jun

LeBron James named NBA MVP. I feel like this is kind of obvious.  The Cleveland Cavaliers were completely unremarkable during my entire lifetime.  Other than Mark Price making a lot of free throws, and Craig Ehlo doing the stop, drop and roll drill as Michael Jordan jumps up after that shot, their entire existence barely if ever registered.  Now, they are in the Finals they have Shaq, their arena has a nickname…  They are an actual viable entertaining NBA product, I would say the fact that one 23 year old person is responsible for making an entire city relevant definitely makes him the... 

date3 May