Wow, remember a really long time ago when I bemoaned my bad luck in being a huge Royals fan? That article was written before I watched the Cleveland Cavaliers mail it in this evening. That article was written before I realized maybe Kansas City doesn’t have it that bad. The Royals won a ring in 1985. Cleveland hasn’t won shit since 1964. Cleveland is on a really depressing run. The Browns were bad ass in the 80′s and couldn’t get it done? Then the Indians had all the talent in the world and crapped the bed. Now, they have an absolute freak of nature who should be completely... 

date13 May

As I was eating dinner tonight, I looked up and saw Stephen Hawking discussing aliens. Rather, I saw Stephen Hawking’s talking wheel chair discussing aliens while he laid there like a slug in an ugly ass sweater and corduroys. I immediately called Clinton Jortis because I don’t have the professional courtesy time to research my own news. What I was told pissed me off. It seems that Mr. Smartypants Stephen Hawking declares that his mathematical mind tells him that it is a probability that other life forms exist. He goes on to describe some advanced race of super intelligent pissed off... 

date1 May