NBA Draft Preview

Been a rough week around the Jortan household.  I am not even close on my Thunder v. Spurs preview and I didn’t even get around to writing my Heat v. Celts post which would have been accurate after 1. That being said…  I will provide flawless NBA Draft coverage, and every statement will be factual and play out exactly as described when you see it later this evening.                         TNT or ESPN or whoever bought the rights will unveil some fancy new graphics and a bunch of fat old black dudes who used to be amazing... 

date30 May
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Stick to Snickers ads Dr. Zaius

Woke up to a text message from Clinton Jortis about my not writing anymore. Here is the deal Jortscenter faithful. I am on a pretty sweet poker heater, my boss has been prepping me to hopefully take on a promotion at work, some Asian girls were naked during a ping pong playing cookout I attended yesterday and I also need to do laundry. So we are clear, all of these things trump writing for my unpaid website. That being said, there have been a number of topics that have come up lately that I probably should be writing about. I will attempt to get a few of them on wax today or tomorrow, and go... 

date24 May
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