Feeling kind of confident after my Thunder in 6 prediction came true as well as my James v. Durant forecast. Before picking the winner of this years NBA Finals, I wanted to be sure to explore WHY I believe it will unfold the way it does. In my estimation the NBA is completely rigged barring injury. There is a reason everyone thinks that the Pacquiao fight, the NBA Lottery and the WWE are fixed… They are. At some point you...
12 Jun
There is a movie called Prometheus coming out? I wonder what the official domestic light beer of newly discovered haunted planets is? Space explorers rock Silver Bullets? No Shit!?! »View More
6 Jun
Arnold keeps telling me to stay consistent with content and get at least an article a day. I managed to get substantially closer than I usually do on my #WCF G4 prediction so I figured I would press my luck and try it for the #ECF. Game 4 at the Garden, Boston fans are some of the most obnoxious in the league but I think they will be shut the hell up early in this one. Even with Bosh out again, the aging Celts seem over matched when DWade and LeBron decide to show up. Losing G3 is exactly the kind of nut tap it usually takes to remind #6...
3 Jun
My initial predictions in this series proved inaccurate as most of my official predictions are. My NBA Draft preview wasn’t even named accurately as it was actually an NBA Draft Lottery preview. It was more just me posting some pictures and saying what everyone already knew without discussing shit about the other 59 players that will be picked on a date I don’t even know. My Heat v. Celts preview probably would have been accurate as it is happening exactly as I expected so of course I didn’t even write it. All of that being said, I have now watched all of these games and have...
1 Jun
Been a rough week around the Jortan household. I am not even close on my Thunder v. Spurs preview and I didn’t even get around to writing my Heat v. Celts post which would have been accurate after 1. That being said… I will provide flawless NBA Draft coverage, and every statement will be factual and play out exactly as described when you see it later this evening. TNT or ESPN or whoever bought the rights will unveil some fancy new graphics and a bunch of fat old black dudes who used to be amazing...
30 May
Wow, remember a really long time ago when I bemoaned my bad luck in being a huge Royals fan? That article was written before I watched the Cleveland Cavaliers mail it in this evening. That article was written before I realized maybe Kansas City doesn’t have it that bad. The Royals won a ring in 1985. Cleveland hasn’t won shit since 1964. Cleveland is on a really depressing run. The Browns were bad ass in the 80′s and couldn’t get it done? Then the Indians had all the talent in the world and crapped the bed. Now, they have an absolute freak of nature who should be completely...
13 May
