JC Receives Our First Hate Mail !

We are happy to let everyone know we have our first JortsCenter hate mail! The angry woman was not thrilled about her GIANT mom jorts showing up on JortsCenter. Apparently she thinks we need permission when linking to photos that are found on the internet in public domain. We posted the photo you see above, and got this response back. @MomJorts Yo, don’t mind you used my pic bc you can’t see my face & I have a sense of humor, but you should really ask for permission in the future. Michael Jortan then replied back to her, via Twitter… @jortscenter How many stones had to... 

date30 Jun
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Baby Jorts aka “Jiapers”

Awesome. Can we write some ad slogans too? “Huggies Jean Cruisers, because babies can be trash too” “Huggies introduces the meanest thing you can do to your baby this side of a dumpster” “Huggies Jean Cruisers, because wrapping your baby in a confederate flag every day gets spensive”  »View More

date26 Jun
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Jort Stories 1 – TwiMom Speaks

We here at Jortscenter consider ourselves to be pretty socially aware. By socially aware I don’t mean that we give a shit about the homeless, blood diamonds, pubic lice or whatever humanitarian cause Bono and Sean Penn are carpooling to in their Prius to improve their image (didn’t they ride on separate Gulf stream airplanes to get to Haiti?). By socially aware I mean that we for the most part “get it”. Many people have been wearing Jorts for impure reasons lately. Irony is cool to hipsters, and wearing jorts as a goof has become ironical. Unfortunately you skinny jean,... 

date20 May
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