Apparently this post didn’t please one of our Twitter followers. Jonah Hill posted this retort to us exposing Yankee fans for being the girls they are. Irritated with us, Jonah Hill unfollowed us, and that was that. In other news, other Twitter fans are offering to bear our illegitimate children. We’re down @sparklecakes, you should be aware, though, we don’t change Jiapers. »View More
7 Jul
We are happy to let everyone know we have our first JortsCenter hate mail! The angry woman was not thrilled about her GIANT mom jorts showing up on JortsCenter. Apparently she thinks we need permission when linking to photos that are found on the internet in public domain. We posted the photo you see above, and got this response back. @MomJorts Yo, don’t mind you used my pic bc you can’t see my face & I have a sense of humor, but you should really ask for permission in the future. Michael Jortan then replied back to her, via Twitter… @jortscenter How many stones had to...
30 Jun
Woke up to a text message from Clinton Jortis about my not writing anymore. Here is the deal Jortscenter faithful. I am on a pretty sweet poker heater, my boss has been prepping me to hopefully take on a promotion at work, some Asian girls were naked during a ping pong playing cookout I attended yesterday and I also need to do laundry. So we are clear, all of these things trump writing for my unpaid website. That being said, there have been a number of topics that have come up lately that I probably should be writing about. I will attempt to get a few of them on wax today or tomorrow, and go...
24 May
Wow, remember a really long time ago when I bemoaned my bad luck in being a huge Royals fan? That article was written before I watched the Cleveland Cavaliers mail it in this evening. That article was written before I realized maybe Kansas City doesn’t have it that bad. The Royals won a ring in 1985. Cleveland hasn’t won shit since 1964. Cleveland is on a really depressing run. The Browns were bad ass in the 80′s and couldn’t get it done? Then the Indians had all the talent in the world and crapped the bed. Now, they have an absolute freak of nature who should be completely...
13 May
I know our journey here at Jortscenter has only just begun, but I feel like we know each other well enough already that I can reveal a secret. I am a Royals fan… In fact, I am a HUGE Royals fan. I don’t mean I have a license plate holder, and check for their highlights every night on Sportscenter. I mean I have a neon Royals light on my bookshelf and I call out of work the 1 time a year they are on ESPN. I get Twitter and Google alerts about how they are doing, and I once knocked over a USA Today newspaper vending thingy when their bullpen blew yet another save (I may have been...
11 May
