Scott Boras Ruined My Life

I know our journey here at Jortscenter has only just begun, but I feel like we know each other well enough already that I can reveal a secret. I am a Royals fan… In fact, I am a HUGE Royals fan. I don’t mean I have a license plate holder, and check for their highlights every night on Sportscenter. I mean I have a neon Royals light on my bookshelf and I call out of work the 1 time a year they are on ESPN. I get Twitter and Google alerts about how they are doing, and I once knocked over a USA Today newspaper vending thingy when their bullpen blew yet another save (I may have been... 

date11 May
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Yo Quiero Immigrant Labor

As you will soon come to find, I take requests. In fact, it’s more than that. I am a whore to traffic and tips. I would like to compare myself to a dueling Piano player. There are some requests I will play without hesitation. I consider these songs to be of the Bon Jovi variety. Everyone knows what to expect, and they rarely disappoint. There are also more obscure requests which may have meaning to some but don’t please the general population. I consider this more like “How Do You Talk To An Angel” by The Heights. Generally speaking these are the songs that some slutty... 

date29 Apr
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