There is a movie called Prometheus coming out? I wonder what the official domestic light beer of newly discovered haunted planets is? Space explorers rock Silver Bullets? No Shit!?! »View More
As I was eating dinner tonight, I looked up and saw Stephen Hawking discussing aliens. Rather, I saw Stephen Hawking’s talking wheel chair discussing aliens while he laid there like a slug in an ugly ass sweater and corduroys. I immediately called Clinton Jortis because I don’t have the professional courtesy time to research my own news. What I was told pissed me off. It seems that Mr. Smartypants Stephen Hawking declares that his mathematical mind tells him that it is a probability that other life forms exist. He goes on to describe some advanced race of super intelligent pissed off...
1 May
