Hear me out… Until very recently I have been quite concerned with the youth culture in the United States. Let’s just say that if I have to bet on our skinny jean wearing androgynous little glee watching participation ribbon getters or a billion factory working little Chinese fuckers in Nikes they made themselves??? I will be placing a healthy wager on the yellow team. America’s Best Dance Crew, Twitter and Prius’s don’t win wars… Soldiers do… Back...
16 Jun
Leave it to Pepsi and their billion dollar advertising budget to come up with an awesome, but totally un original new ad campaign. During the NBA Finals on Thursday I saw an interesting new commercial that I originally thought was just Greg Oden playing a pickup game. Then after a few seconds, when the player didn’t suffer a season ending injury I realized it couldn’t be Oden. That...
16 Jun
What a douche nozzle. This guy in the passenger side must have been stoked he got this on tape. »View More
15 May
Ok, look. These new iPhone commercials show sensitive guy being super sweet to his lady with the new video chat option. Something tells me reality involved a lot more begging. And dong. »View More
15 Jul
Hey JC Fans. Tito Jortiz here. So Michael Jortan decided to send me about 34,382 texts in the middle of the night, apparently while he was watching the ESPYs replay. I’m not sure if Bud Light lime was involved, but something went down as he was in rare form. Here is the highlights of the texts I received from him. Dude, you can’t even make fun of Shaun White. Black skinny jeans, a purple jacket? That hair? That face? Cher as a mother? Yikes! Chris Berman is a douche. Not nearly as imjortant, funny, or entertaining as he thinks he is. We should just create a list of people Michael...
15 Jul
Here is my thought of the day. The Coors Light Train. Deadliest Advertising campaign ever? Can you imagine if that shit was real? Other tragic news, thousands are dead after a high speed silver train apparently derailed and ran wild thru the city. Witnesses describe a feeling of intense cold followed by a 70′s disco song, then carnage… One of the deadliest days in American history, and no one knows why. »View More
6 Jul
Here is a Seattle cop having a hard time controlling a 17 year old female jay walker. Then knocks her friend the FUG OUT. In a related note….Will somebody please tell the camera guy if he’s SERIOUS? »View More
16 Jun
Here’s the deal. Katy Perry has some great New York boobs, and is therefore free to do almost anything she wants. I wouldn’t mind if she budged in front of me waiting for the new iPhone, or used it during a movie. I do however draw the line when it comes to artistic integrity regardless of how big your boobs are. I think Katy Perry straight GANKED her new video from my home girl. But… You be the judge Larceny YEAAAHHHH!!! »View More
9 Jun
Something very frightening happened today. The Oklahoma City Thunder dropped a proverbial McVeigh style bomb into the Lakers collective butthole. The scary part was not the 21 point victory, nor the relative ease with which it was achieved. The scary part was that the Thunder accomplished this, while the leagues 3rd best human (sorry Wade) and 1st best nose picker and eat it guy was basically on auto-pilot. Kevin (are we ready to just call him Kevin yet?) scored only 22 pts with 4 rebs. BUT, his defense held the NBA’s version of Ben Roethlisberger, Kobe to only 12 points and 10 shots. If...
25 Apr
