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Our Jorts are a little tighter in the front knowing you will be following behind. Each and everyone of you is imJORTant in your own special way. Sit back, relax, retweet, respond and grab some scissors because jeans are just too long. Jortscenter.com thinks you are perfect just the way you are. Read on if you’d like what you hear so far….
Welcome to Jortscenter.com. Our aim is to provide commentary on the world around us with a keen eye towards sports. Your hosts are Michael Jortan and Arnold Jortzenegger. Each guy has his own unique style in entertaining you, and we hope you’ll enjoy what we have in store here for you.
Jortscenter has been in the works for well over a year. It should, if things go according to plan be a daily source of our unique perspective and humor.
So step into or slide out of your most comfortable pair of cut off jeans and enjoy. And if you ever have a topic, trend or event you would like our take on, don’t hesitate to ask.
We apologize for the lack of humor in this post, we’ll make it up to you soon.