Jortscenter viewer @Mamasquine snapped this photo somewhere and sent it to us. Looks like Jethro is about to stab this unsuspecting victim with his Hillbilly Hard-on. Thanks Mamasquine. I’m sure this photo will be very useful in the future. Not for Jortscenter, but as evidence in some sexual assault court case in the near future. »View More
16 Jun
But he brought the nachos and margaritas, so at the end of the day, it was a good party. »View More
16 Jun
Hear me out… Until very recently I have been quite concerned with the youth culture in the United States. Let’s just say that if I have to bet on our skinny jean wearing androgynous little glee watching participation ribbon getters or a billion factory working little Chinese fuckers in Nikes they made themselves??? I will be placing a healthy wager on the yellow team. America’s Best Dance Crew, Twitter and Prius’s don’t win wars… Soldiers do… Back...
16 Jun
Leave it to Pepsi and their billion dollar advertising budget to come up with an awesome, but totally un original new ad campaign. During the NBA Finals on Thursday I saw an interesting new commercial that I originally thought was just Greg Oden playing a pickup game. Then after a few seconds, when the player didn’t suffer a season ending injury I realized it couldn’t be Oden. That...
16 Jun
Feeling kind of confident after my Thunder in 6 prediction came true as well as my James v. Durant forecast. Before picking the winner of this years NBA Finals, I wanted to be sure to explore WHY I believe it will unfold the way it does. In my estimation the NBA is completely rigged barring injury. There is a reason everyone thinks that the Pacquiao fight, the NBA Lottery and the WWE are fixed… They are. At some point you...
12 Jun
It’s always best to look on the bright side of things. »View More
11 Jun
Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum are in a new movie where they take their shirts off? No Shit?!? I am fairly certain Matt does not own a shirt and Channing can not spell shirt Just realized I could have named this entry No Shirt!?! and neither of them would be smart enough to figure it out. »View More
9 Jun
I know I am late to the party on this one… Flipping through the channels the other day I saw Kris Jenner finally dropped a BOMB SHELLLLL!!!! Khloe Kardashian has a different father than Kourtney and Kim? Do you mean to tell me that These 3 are not basically identical? (Khloe is the one in the middle if you can’t tell them apart) Do you honestly expect me to believe that just because one of them looks like the World’s Tallest Lady from the paperback Guinness Book I bought from my grade school book...
9 Jun
Yep. This pretty much epitomizes “Wrong Place, Wrong Time” »View More
9 Jun
I think a lot of folks are missing out on how innovative this man is. It’s so hard difficult in this day and age to come up with new ideas and concepts. Jokes aside, I think he needs credit for coming up with this new idea/concept. The reverse massage. »View More
6 Jun
There is a movie called Prometheus coming out? I wonder what the official domestic light beer of newly discovered haunted planets is? Space explorers rock Silver Bullets? No Shit!?! »View More
6 Jun
John Travolta accused of being gay? Are you telling me that the dude who starred in the 70′s equivalent of Glee The butch manly dressed man from Saturday Night Fever Who grew into the even more manly dressed totally not gay dude in Trolling for Guys Staying Alive Is GAY? No FUCKING SHIT!?! »View More
5 Jun
You’re suprised? This is Marky Mark, bro. He used to wear Joveralls. »View More
5 Jun
In the words of @HipHopYoda …. “Mmrrghh Yes…As fuck, Ratchet, she is….Hrmmmmmm?” Now, I’m not sure @HipHopYoda is being quite fair. HOWEVER. Can she possibly pull those things any higher? Is she on her way to a Camel toe Show? Looks like she cut off some mom jeans, and hiked those fuckers up, and went out the door. Oh well. »View More
5 Jun
Floyd Mayweather is in jail? You mean to tell me the physical embodiment of all things wrong with African American culture committed a crime? No Shit!?! Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to actually GO to jail when you are that famous and that rich? OJ killed TWO white people and didn’t go to jail for it. Michael Jackson had 8 year olds Moon Walk onto his dick and gave them wine while he Beat It. Time was, a guy with that much money didn’t have to...
5 Jun
Earlier today Arnold called me suggesting I share my thoughts on a more broad spectrum of sporting stories. I figured I would take his advice and start a little snippet I like to call the No Shit!?! Files Justin Blackmon gets Dewey’d after going twice the speed limit at three times the legal BAC. No shit!?! I was pretty sure that dude… who’s last name is kind of racist now that I type it was a pretty stand up dude. I mean, if you look him up on Google Images all the images pretty much look the same. Some...
5 Jun
Arnold keeps telling me to stay consistent with content and get at least an article a day. I managed to get substantially closer than I usually do on my #WCF G4 prediction so I figured I would press my luck and try it for the #ECF. Game 4 at the Garden, Boston fans are some of the most obnoxious in the league but I think they will be shut the hell up early in this one. Even with Bosh out again, the aging Celts seem over matched when DWade and LeBron decide to show up. Losing G3 is exactly the kind of nut tap it usually takes to remind #6...
3 Jun
My initial predictions in this series proved inaccurate as most of my official predictions are. My NBA Draft preview wasn’t even named accurately as it was actually an NBA Draft Lottery preview. It was more just me posting some pictures and saying what everyone already knew without discussing shit about the other 59 players that will be picked on a date I don’t even know. My Heat v. Celts preview probably would have been accurate as it is happening exactly as I expected so of course I didn’t even write it. All of that being said, I have now watched all of these games and have...
1 Jun
Man! What a great picture…would you just LOOK at that pair of….jorts. @HipHopYoda says “Mmmmrggg Hit that I would….” »View More
1 Jun
If God doesn’t exist, then how do you explain this? »View More
1 Jun
I had another question for you too, but I’m shavin’ it for later. »View More
1 Jun
We knew about Anthony Davis and his monobrow. How many of you knew about his jacked up grill? Fuuuuuck. »View More
1 Jun
