I was leaving work just now, and something BARELY caught my eye. The metal door leading out of my building had FUCKING BLOOD ON IT!!! I immediately tried to convince myself that it wasn’t that gross, wasn’t that big of a deal. But, you know me… My mind jumped to every conceivable scenario where blood would end up on a door handle. Some are awesome - Fist fight / chase scene where 2 equally skilled but separately motivated martial arts experts beat each other senseless until ultimately the better man wins. Blood lands on door as one man uses it to drag himself upward to continue... 

ATTENTION EVERYONE… I AM MAKING A POST!!! Can someone with an old school boom box please cue up LL Cool J’s masterpiece “Don’t Call it a Comeback?” Today is Christmas Day. The day we celebrate our crippling and ever expanding consumer debt and convince ourselves that being generous is more important than retiring with dignity or paying the power bill. The day we pretend snow is cool and not visible proof that you live in a cold, miserable part of the country. The day some one, some where, decided we should honor that zombie carpenters birthday even though all historical...