Jortscenter viewer @Mamasquine snapped this photo somewhere and sent it to us. Looks like Jethro is about to stab this unsuspecting victim with his Hillbilly Hard-on. Thanks Mamasquine. I’m sure this photo will be very useful in the future. Not... 

But he brought the nachos and margaritas, so at the end of the day, it was a good party.  »View More

Hear me out…     Until very recently I have been quite concerned with the youth culture in the United States. Let’s just say that if I have to bet on our skinny jean wearing androgynous little glee watching participation ribbon getters... 

Leave it to Pepsi and their billion dollar advertising budget to come up with an awesome, but totally un original new ad campaign.   During the NBA Finals on Thursday I saw an interesting new commercial that I originally thought was just Greg Oden... 

Feeling kind of confident after my Thunder in 6 prediction came true as well as my James v. Durant forecast.                       Before picking the winner of this years NBA Finals, I wanted to... 

It’s always best to look on the bright side of things.  »View More

Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum are in a new movie where they take their shirts off?   No Shit?!?   I am fairly certain Matt does not own a shirt and Channing can not spell shirt   Just realized I could have named this entry No... 

I know I am late to the party on this one… Flipping through the channels the other day I saw Kris Jenner finally dropped a BOMB SHELLLLL!!!! Khloe Kardashian has a different father than Kourtney and Kim? Do you mean to tell me that                         These... 

Yep. This pretty much epitomizes “Wrong Place, Wrong Time”  »View More

I think a lot of folks are missing out on how innovative this man is. It’s so hard  difficult in this day and age to come up with new ideas and concepts. Jokes aside, I think he needs credit for coming up with this new idea/concept. The reverse... 

There is a movie called Prometheus coming out? I wonder what the official domestic light beer of newly discovered haunted planets is?                   Space explorers rock Silver Bullets? No Shit!?!                    »View More

John Travolta accused of being gay? Are you telling me that the dude who starred in the 70′s equivalent of Glee                     The butch manly dressed man from Saturday Night Fever                     Who... 

  You’re suprised? This is Marky Mark, bro. He used to wear Joveralls.    »View More

    In the words of @HipHopYoda …. “Mmrrghh Yes…As fuck, Ratchet, she is….Hrmmmmmm?” Now, I’m not sure @HipHopYoda is being quite fair. HOWEVER. Can she possibly pull those things any higher? Is she on her... 

Floyd Mayweather is in jail? You mean to tell me the physical embodiment of all things wrong with African American culture committed a crime? No Shit!?!                   Do you have ANY idea how hard it is... 

Earlier today Arnold called me suggesting I share my thoughts on a more broad spectrum of sporting stories. I figured I would take his advice and start a little snippet I like to call the No Shit!?! Files Justin Blackmon gets Dewey’d after going... 

Arnold keeps telling me to stay consistent with content and get at least an article a day. I managed to get substantially closer than I usually do on my #WCF G4 prediction so I figured I would press my luck and try it for the #ECF. Game 4 at the Garden,... 

My initial predictions in this series proved inaccurate as most of my official predictions are. My NBA Draft preview wasn’t even named accurately as it was actually an NBA Draft Lottery preview.  It was more just me posting some pictures and saying... 

  Man! What a great picture…would you just LOOK at that pair of….jorts. @HipHopYoda says “Mmmmrggg Hit that I would….”  »View More

If God doesn’t exist, then how do you explain this?  »View More

  I had another question for you too, but I’m shavin’ it for later.  »View More

We knew about Anthony Davis and his monobrow. How many of you knew about his jacked up grill? Fuuuuuck.  »View More